Ikhlas Blog
Karachi's favorite Memon
intro
This is the introduction to Ikhlas Memon Blog. Ikhlas is a Memon. He lives in Karachi with a lot of other Memons.
Ikhlas Memon loves iPhones
1881 days
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Reccently Ikhlas Memon was kind enough to get Farhan’s friend’s iPhone fixed. It works great now. If anyone needs to get an iPhone fixed in Karachi, they should contact Ikhlas. After it was fixed he downloaded a bunch of great games for free including – paper toss. Ikhlas also owns an iPod Classic. He is such an avid user we are considering changing his name to iKhlas.
| Tier | Description | First Offense | Second Offense | Third Offense |
| General Impairment | B.A.C.=.08 to 0.99%Incapable of safe drivingNo injury or property damage |
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Misdemeanor of the second degree
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| High Rate | B.A.C.=.10 to 0.159%Minor B.A.C.= .02 to .159%General Impairment BAC with an accidentSchool Bus Driver B.A.C.=.02 to .159%Commercial Vehicle driver B.A.C.=.04% to .159% |
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Misdemeanor of the first degree
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| Highest Rate | B.A.C.=.16% or greaterRefusal of chemical testControlled substance DUI |
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Misdemeanor of the first degree
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Misdemeanor of the first degree
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Zameer is a Brohi not a Memon
1866 days
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I just wanted to clarify that Zameer is not a Memon. Ikhlas is and so is Hanif Sahab. Soon I will post a list of important Memons.
Zameer Brohi is on Facebook
0866 days
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Ikhlas showed me today that Zameer Brohi (not related to Tariq Brohi Chisti Sorwardi) is on facebook. It seems that he is following Abdul Samad Afghani’s footsteps and adding random girls like Anjum, Sana, and Bushra
Ikhlas Loves Malakhra
0892 days
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Malakhra or Malakhro (urdu) ملاكهرا : A style of traditional wrestling which is practiced in Sindh province in Pakistan. In this sport two wrestlers wear a sheet of cloth wrapped around their waists. They hold onto each other by this fabric and try to lift and then drop the other contester. The wrestler who succeeds in throwing the other one is declared the winner. The characteristic of this type of wrestling is that they attack only with their hands. The wrestlers come onto the field dancing while drums being played. Each wrestler also ties the twisted cloth around each other’s waist. When the contest is over the winner and the loser both hug one another and the loser accepts his defeat showing good sportmanship.
The standard method of scoring is the “fall” is accomplished by:
- Pinning the opponent’s shoulders to the mat,
- Knockout or otherwise incapacitating the opponent
- Forcing the opponent to submit
- A forfeit via a disqualified opponent
- Or the opponent remaining outside the ring for too long.
Ikhlas is a memon
0892 days
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Ikhlas is a memon and he has a business in the cloth market. The fold and pack cloth for merchants. His bother runs that show.
Ikhlas Memon Promotes Lay’s French Cheese
0831 days
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in Ikhlas and Snacks
Ikhlas Memon loves Lay’s French Cheese Chips. He eats them everyday. He doesn’t give any to Faisal (only sometimes when they are almost done.)
iKhlas
1658 days
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I know many of you are disappointed that I haven’t been keeping you up to date on iKhlas Memon but you have to understand I have been busy at work for The McShane Firm
Ikhlas Memon lives in Karachi
0823 days
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Ikhlas Memon is one of the most famous Memons in Karachi. He has many fans and followers. He is a cloth merchant and has a shop in Karachi’s Boulton Market. He does not wear Sindhi Topis or Adjak.
Everyday Ikhlas sends Zameer to Rado to get Lay’s French Cheese Chips. Zameer is not a Memon he is a Brohi. Zameer idolizes Aijaz Paito. Aijaz is a fat Paito.
Ikhlas thinks Aijaz is a leech and I agree with him. Lately he has been working on Zafar’s project and that hasn’t gone too well. Defective customer.
If you are looking for an experienced Joomla and WordPress Developer look not further than Ikhlas. He is trained by JK and knows Joomla inside and out. He can navigate cpanel in his sleep. The purpose of this content is to learn more about SEO and to promote Ikhlas’ upcoming documentary “Karachi through the eyes of a Memon”.
Zameer is a Brohi and he makes good green tea. However, he cannot make regular tea. It just tastes like hot water with sugar. He is following the footsteps of Chakku. He is friends with Aijaz Paito. He also does not wear Sindhi Topis even though he is from Larkana.
Farhan used to be Ikhlas’ English Teacher
0866 days
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Farhan used to teach English to Ikhlas, Hamza, Hammad and Mansoor. 3/4 member of the class where memon
Ikhlas Memon has a new shirt
0867 days
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Ikhlas is a highly fashionable Memon. However, lately he has made some questionable fashion choices. Today he wore a shirt that looked like a woman’s dupatta. It was flowery and glittery. We may question this choice now but as we know Ikhlas is a trend setter. I won’t be surprised ifI catch Hamza and Hammad wearing similar dupatta shirts next week.
Safder Bhai liked the shirt a lot and if he was younger I think we would be wearing a brighter one. Please note: Safder Bhai is not a Memon.
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